vinyl junkie - too much rain edition
for any of you vinyl junkies in the Brooklyn area, Academy Vinyl on North 6th St in Williamsburg is having a sick 3-for-$5 sale on a ton of vintage 12s. I could easily have spent all day going through those crates. Jewellry - Micachu Romanian Names - John Vanderslice Housefire 2.0 b/w Magic Tape 7” - bell King of America - The Costello Show (Featuring Elvis Costello) Send me an...
a man walks into a pet store
(Scene - my neighbor walks into a pet store in our neighborhood to buy a cat litter box. Since they have no pets and little inventory, we all assume it is a drugs front.)
Neighbor Rob: Um, is this the best litter box you have?
Hyper Counter Lady: LITTER BOX?
Neighbor Rob: ....yeah.
Hyper Counter Lady: THAT ALL YOU WANT?
Neighbor Rob: ...um, yeah.
Hyper Counter Lady: YOU DON"T WANT TO BUY NOTHIN' ELSE?
Neighbor Rob: ...just the litter box, thanks.
Hyper Counter Lady: LET'S DO THIS!!!!