August 2008
23 posts
Sweatin' with Heidi →
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I have so many question about this, Tumblr.
- Is the video deliberately in slow-motion, or is my connection really slow?
- Can that possibly be her actual hair? If so, wouldn’t it be subject to the flattening powers of the titular excretion (aka sweat)?
- Is there some bicoastal Julia Allison - Heidi Montag equivalency? Have they ever been seen in the same room at the same time?
Summer in the city is more dangerous than I thought
A person was stabbed in front of my house on Friday night. Last night, someone got shot at Bushwick and Halsey. And some crazy person set sail on the East River from Kent and Grand St (which didn’t seem to endanger anyone but himself, but caused southside Williamsburg to swarm with cops).
At this point I should indicate that last summer I did not sit next to a police scanner during working hours, so it may have been just as dire.
