July 2008
49 posts
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“encourages anti-social behaviour and glorifies suicide.”
– Russian government’s reasoning for banning emo
be careful what you wish for
photo editor: is the application down again?
me: it was, last night. i had to call technology to fix it before i left.
photo editor: is it ever working?
photo editor: we should just have a technology guy sitting with us at all times
me: i don't think that would help at all. in fact i think it would make things worse. be careful what you wish for.
photo editor: that should be my life motto.
“The personal is puritanical.”
– Choire, via twitter
poem composed of sluglines for july 18 2008
double homicide blue pig dark knight heat wave apartment scam coffee war horror house bouncing baby pimp cop snakebit
dead and gay
reporter: cesar romero: dead or alive?
news editor: dead...and gay
me: in that order?
“The enemy is the human!”
– Matthew Winkler’s famous rant in the Bloomberg newsroom
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“You can’t rape the willing.”
– News clerk, Sunday night shift
“Let me tell ya: if it ain’t tough love, it ain’t love.”
– News Assignment Desk, Sunday night shift
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“fireworks are exploding, but I think I’m over it. you’ve seen one...”
– @juliaallison via twitter, quite possibly missing the entire point of fireworks
poem composed of sluglines for july 2 2008
kabbalah dirty tricks suicide model fake badges psych patient country dancing lefties rage baby suit dirty judge beer sales stoners
poem composed from sluglines, july 1 2008
jumper model transfat jet drunk twins bon jovi pizza heist radiation war toll mcdevo
