encourages anti-social behaviour and glorifies suicide.– Russian government’s reasoning for banning emo
be careful what you wish for
photo editor: is the application down again?
me: it was, last night. i had to call technology to fix it before i left.
photo editor: is it ever working?
photo editor: we should just have a technology guy sitting with us at all times
me: i don't think that would help at all. in fact i think it would make things worse. be careful what you wish for.
photo editor: that should be my life motto.
The personal is puritanical.– Choire, via twitter
poem composed of sluglines for july 18 2008
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dead and gay
reporter: cesar romero: dead or alive?
news editor: dead...and gay
me: in that order?
The enemy is the human!– Matthew Winkler’s famous rant in the Bloomberg newsroom
You can’t rape the willing.– News clerk, Sunday night shift
Let me tell ya: if it ain’t tough love, it ain’t love.– News Assignment Desk, Sunday night shift
fireworks are exploding, but I think I’m over it. you’ve seen one...– @juliaallison via twitter, quite possibly missing the entire point of fireworks
poem composed of sluglines for july 2 2008
kabbalah dirty tricks suicide model fake badges psych patient country dancing lefties rage baby suit dirty judge beer sales stoners
poem composed from sluglines, july 1 2008
jumper model transfat jet drunk twins bon jovi pizza heist radiation war toll mcdevo