Stolen Camera

When it looks like you were summoned for the red carpet stroll while you were face down in a pile of cocaine - COSMETICS: FAIL

Nicole Kidman suffers a make-up malfunction while posing for photographs at the New York premiere of her new film “Nine”, held at the Ziegfeld Theatre. Photo: PacificCoastNews.com

Copenhagen, Denmark - Danish policemen take action against environmental activists at the UN World Climate Conference in front of the Bella Convention Center in Copenhagen, Denmark, 16 December 2009.  Photo: KAY NIETFELD DPA/ZUMApress

I nominate Joe(-mentum!) Lieberman as the Most Hated Man on The Interwebs of today.

US Independent Senator Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut takes a question from a reporter at a news conference on Capitol Hill, in Washington, DC, USA on 15 December 2009.  EPA/MATTHEW CAVANAUGH

Danish Police scuffle with rioters in Christiania, also known as Freetown Christiania, Copenhagen, Denmark, 14 December 2009. Police arrived five minutes after rioters installed a barrier in the middle of the street to block the area and lighted a fire inside Christiania when Police arrived.  EPA/YOAN VALAT

Why are they forcing the AFP photographer to stand in the bushes?

US President Barack Obama is seen through a Christmas tree as he delivers a statement on the economy following his meeting with the members of financial services industry, in the Diplomatic Reception Room at the White House in Washington, DC, on December 14, 2009.  AFP PHOTO/Jewel SAMAD 

Someone PLEASE explain the Centurion outfit to me?

Dov Belzberg, of New York, N.Y., left, stands with White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel during the lighting ceremony for the National Hanukah Menorah on Sunday, Dec. 13, 2009 in Washington. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

The Ocean Tower is brought down with explosives on South Padre Island Sunday, Dec. 13, 2009. The building was demolished after it was discovered that the foundation was faulty and causing the building to sink into the sand. (AP Photo/Josh Bachman, Valley Morning Star)

Art students practice painting at an art institute preparing for the art-majors college entrance exam in Hangzhou in China’s Zhejiang province 09 December 2009.  EPA/LARRY LEUNG

A delegate from Mali talks on a telephone during a break in a meeting at the Bella Centre during the third day of UN climate conference in Copenhagen on December 9, 2009. ADRIAN DENNIS/AFP

Waterford Police officer Tim Silva, right, tries to control a loose pig on Cross Road in an attempt to keep it out of traffic in Waterford, Conn. Tuesday afternoon Dec. 8, 2009. The pig was finally removed by volunteers from a local farm after being secured to a utility pole by Waterford police officers snarling traffic for roughly 20 minutes.   AP photo/The Day, Tim Cook

Stars - they are just like us.

Sarah Jessica Parker at the Gala Premier of Did You Hear About The Morgans? at The Odeon Leicester Square in London, December 8, 2009.   Alpha /Landov

Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II (L) meets American singer Lady Gaga (R) following the Royal Variety Performance in Blackpool, England on December 7, 2009. LEON NEAL/AFP

A demonstrator holds up a sign as the Chairman Joint Chiefs of Staff testifies about the U.S. President’s plan for a surge of troops in Afghanistan at a hearing at the U.S. Senate Committee on Armed Services on Capitol Hill. Louie Palu/ZUMA Press

Visiting US President Barack Obama displays his skills in the Korean martial art of taekwondo at the presidential office in Seoul, South Korea on 19 November 2009. South Korean President Lee Myung-bak gave him a taekwondo uniform and black belt as a gift during his visit to the office for summit talks. Obama is known to have studied the martial art for four years from 2001, when he was a senator in Illinois.  EPA/YONHAPNEWS AGENCY